You ordered a Girlfriend for an Evening. The "Girlfriend Experience" package...

Fart police calling, they got a complaint. You're the fart-o-master in town!

Santa Claus is calling you, he needs help with Rudolph's blinking nose!

Donald Trump is calling, he wants people to come to his Trump Rally. He wants to be the new president again!

The Terminator is calling from the future! He needs your clothes, your money and your boots. Arnold Schwarzenegger is calling!

A chinese restaurant is calling: You need to pickup and pay for your order!

The girlfriend is unhappy because you keep calling her boyfriend. Its his boy!

A packet deliver is calling about a delivery of a (funny) package. He needs a signature from the receiver.

The caller is angry about the amount of calls he is getting from you. Can you please stop calling him!

A taxi driver is calling about the ride request. The driver is almost at the agreed pickup point...